deadpools: giemma: deadpools: how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something???? *whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
soufflesandbowties: “u wanna fuckin go “
vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy: katherlne: the first person to die was probably like “dude what” no they were probably just dead
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
sofeeuhsofia: fullcabs: robsomerock: ...
thecityofpawnee: you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
otterparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? “And then there’s this asshole”
flanoirbunny: dear doctor who fandom u okay? love, the zelda fandom
m0rphlne: do u ever have those days where u look in the mirror and say “thank u puberty”
Anonymous asked: Cody won't say it himself, but I'm pretty sure that if any of you want his d you can just say so
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better